1. This bike was custom-built for:
a) Manute Bol
c) a Hell's Angel wannabe
d) Eddie Cleveland
2. Dyno released these vulcanized Vans Era copies back in the late '80s. What phrase best describes the re-return of vulcanized shoes to BMX?
a) Tidy Bowl, gung-ho pro, Starsky with the gumsole.
b) The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself.
c) Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
d) I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that I went... back in time. It was terrible.
3. These pedals:
a) make crankflips impossible
b) should have a goldfish in them
c) are Wonder Woman's signature, um, colorway
d) are available in various prescriptions from your local Pearle Vision
4. This seat is most offensive to:
a) aficionados of '60s horror movies
b) fans of '50s horror comics
c) the religious right
d) people who can see
5. This massive seatpost clamp weighs:
a) 23 grams
b) o.6 ounces
c) 647 grains
d) Who gives a fuck?