Monday, October 20, 2008

No Class

Remember that time you brought your new hubs to school for show and tell?

You were so proud of those Maderas—you saved up all by yourself, earning money by mowing lawns and shoveling driveways and turning the occasional trick.

When the time came though, you reached into your bag and found it empty. You checked everywhere—under your desk, in your coat pockets, even inside your Trapper Keeper. Nothing. That's when you heard the laughter from two rows away.

Timmy Keller.

Of course. He got you again. And all you could do was look at the clock, tears drying on your face, and wonder where Dad kept the paint thinner.

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12 comments:

Josh said...

Aaron Ross's part from Chill Bro. One of my favorites.

t.f.a. said...

unless you follow that link to the Dig site this makes very little sense. i thought Timmy had stolen my hubs, not vandalized them. if this lets the cat out of the bag feel free to delete this.

Russ said...

Sense is for suckers.

Lettusdude said...

It shouldn't let the cat out of the bag. At least it didn't for me since I always read what Russ posts originally before any of the comments.

As for the hub. All I can say is yuck. Are they all uniquely different or something? Or do they all have the same pattern? I don't know, it just seems really gross to me.

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_Book_Guy

Stephen said...

Not sure about you guys, but when I ride, my hubs get dirty as the hell of being hung upside down and skinned alive.

The Chinese have a lot of hells.

Seriously, hubs?

not as cool as dave said...

dave man the cave man is still a rad dude.

Anonymous said...

If no one will buy them, are they really "limited?"

Shipping one pair of those will flood the market.

todd from albe's said...

i'll bet we have three e-mails asking for them by morning.

turtledick said...

I dig them.

Anonymous said...

Good thing they're limited. Because nobody can just scribble on their plain parts or anything.

Fuck Profile sucks.

Anonymous said...

Someone in the BMX industry should ask Marvel comics the effect of continually releasing "limited" edition products.....