Since there was some mention of flatland in the comments yesterday, and since I haven't done a quiz in a while, AND since it's Friday, I suppose there's only one thing to do:
Don't everyone get excited at once.
1. What are these?
a) CNCed weapons for a futuristic Renaissance Faire.
b) Pizza slicers for those who like perforated slices.
c) Crankarms and sprockets.
d) Gardening implements.
2. What is this?
a) Part of a prosthetic leg.
b) A piece of jewelry from the Blade Runner straightedge collection.
c) A stem.
d) Wall E's appendix.
3. The KHE RIP frame was released in limited numbers. It sold out, so they went ahead and re-released it—but not before making some improvements.
The new version, shown above, is lighter, has improved dropouts, more room for tiny sprockets, and a fluted seattube. You can read more about it here.
Those people who were fortunate enough to be able to purchase the original limited—and apparently inferior—design should feel:
c) pissed off
e) all of the above
4. Global-flat.com is your one-stop resource to compare products from every flatland brand under the sun, most of which you've probably never heard of. Like these wonderful Chimera bars (way to line up those holes, fellas):
Without looking, they showcase how many styles of handlebar?
5) Finally, test your flatland riding knowledge! Who should have won the Voodoo Jam Final? (Please watch the video first.)
b) Matt Wilhelm
c) the guy who did combos on BOTH wheels
d) Trevor Meyer
d) I have no fucking idea, flatland is gay.
EDIT: For a blatant error. Global-Flat, not an online shop. My bad.