1. Yarr mateys, this be the new KHE Astern freecoaster:
Kudos for the nautical-themed name (I need to run one on me Black Pearl), but boo for coming up with a name that can be easily confused with the name of another bike company. What were the other names KHE considered?a) Unday
b) It
c) Acneil
d) Utiny
e) BM
2. Standard's prototype topload stem has the top bearing cover for the headset built right in. With an internal headset and a fork with a built-in race, all you need is bearings.
What sort of problems does this present?a) You can't run that cool carbon topcap.
b) You can't run your stem inverted.
c) You can't run 17 spacers with your Sky Highs.
d) All of the above.
3. This is the Primo 330 Pivotal seatpost.
Why would you ever want such a long post?a) To use as a weapon when cornered.
b) You can keep your weed in it.
c) As a reinforcement for Grim Reapered seattubes.
d) To raise the seat on your Killorado to the height of a regular slammed seat.
e) Haha, there's no way that's a real product.
4. What is this?
a) One of those things they bolt into your bones if you break one really badly.
b) A septum piercing.
c) The newest Skull Candy headphones.
d) Blue.
e) I have no idea.
5. Remember when the Fit Edwin was the only frame you could buy stock with no 990 mounts? Now seemingly every company offers a brakeless complete (with CPSC-mandated caliper brake)—even MirraTrek is joining in for '09 with one of their own.
Who makes the above bit of instant street cred?
a) Verde
b) Kink
c) FBM
d) Fit
e) We The People
BONUS QUESTION: Who's better at t-shirt design?
a) Me.
b) Primo
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How the hell is it the end of summer already?
