1) Hey, another new frontload stem. Ramp up the yawn. I'm a little disappointed that the first question wasn't "So how does it feel to be the 347th company to 'design' a frontload stem?" or "Did you consider just producing stickers to stick on someone else's frontload stem?" or "When can we expect the check for this blatant advertorial?"
2) Hey, another bike check. I'm way more excited by the helmet.
3) Hey, new SNAFU products. If color is an innovation, McGoo is a genius.
4) Hey, some old guy bitching about nothing. What a loser.
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