Monday, February 23, 2009

Dead Presidents

Whoops.

To be honest, I only intended to take Monday off. You know, President's Day and all. I usually leave guys like Washington and Lincoln to the amateurs and celebrate the lesser-known ones, like William Howard Taft, Chester A. Arthur and Rutherford B. Hayes (Rutherford also B. awesome!). You know, the guys who instead of getting their faces on money got their names on elementary schools in exciting places like Marion, OH and Riverside, CA. Said celebration generally involves eating and drinking a lot and growing a luxurious mat of facial hair. Sometimes I get a little carried away and the celebration lasts even longer than the term of William Henry Harrison. (Him I remember by going outside without a coat or hat no matter how cold and blustery it is. I draw the line at dying, though.)

Anyway, I hope you were able to find other things to do in my absence, like reading Enns's blog or trying to figure out why a guy with a signature railed seat would get a signature frame with a built-in Pivotal post or trying to decipher the wildly entertaining (and entertainingly wild) interview with prodigal BMXer Chris Duncan over on EXPN. And I've been recharged by my week off, so I'm ready to get right back into it with my invaluable opinions on fixed-gear freestyling, and a big-time shootout between two products that only differ in weight (or do they?????). I also think I discovered the true source of many recent "innovations," and I'm willing to divulge it at risk to my own safety. There are videos to watch, new products to ponder, and movies to mine for labels (speaking of which, fuck the Oscars—Mickey Rourke should have punched Sean Penn in the face).

But that will all start tomorrow. In the meantime I gotta get those Woodrows.

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16 comments:

eddie c said...

i HAD a signature rail seat, now fit makes pivotal seats for my frame. you dumb nigger.

Russ said...

Congratulations?

So since Chase's frame has provisions for a normal post does this mean y'all broke up?

Anonymous said...

awwww shitttt

mat said...

"awwww shitttt"

Stephen said...

Jesus, that trailer does not even come close to doing any justice to that film.

Also, does anyone know if the Fit seats will work for frames other than the Cleveland? Boy, that'd be fucking swell!

gregarette said...

Whoa Eddie.

Enns' blog is the best bmxblog in the history of bmx blogs.

Anonymous said...

you goons really think that's eddie?

Anonymous said...

well, a lot of bmxers are straight up dumb so it wouldn't be surprising for a fancy pants pro to be a racist moron.

Russ said...

I just assume everyone on the Internet is who they say they are. Makes everything much easier to deal with.

Anonymous said...

I am only these letters, hating.

robbosstache said...

why does anonymous never love?
wouldn't that be tweaked?

harold bunt said...

ALIVEBLOG

Anonymous is loving but getting blue balls... said...

Mañana, Mañana, Mañana... all we ever hear... good stuff coming soon... what a tease, I can only keep it hard for so long...

PBBB said...
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PremierBakedBeanBrand said...

Maybe it's an Eddie Catspiss or Eddie Colon or maybe just plain old Eddie C. Maybe i'm not PremierBakedBeanBrand, but you could just click on the name to make sure.