1. This is Premium's new "Refuse Resist" tire. (Yes, it's just one tire, not the "Refuse" AND the "Resist". You're thinking of WTP's "Grippin'" and "Feelin'" set. Get it straight.):
Which of these other Sepultura song titles was NOT thought of and rejected as a name for this tire?
a) "Crucificados Pelo Sistema" (Didn't fit on sidewall.)
b) "Dead Embryonic Cells" (Too controversial, draws undue attention to tire's stem cell content.)
c) "Stronger Than Hate" (False advertising.)
d) "Sarcastic Existence" (Hit too close to home.)
e) "Bestial Devastation" ("Bestial" not in office dictionary.)
2. Colony, unsatisfied with their absolute domination of the Australian BMX market, decided to expand their empire into a less dangerous, albeit far more lucrative sport: Poker.
What other BMX crossover product is in the works?
a) Odyssey Monopoly
b) Subrosa D&D dice
c) Flyaella
d) S&M&Ms
e) Levi's Road Fools—oh, wait
3. SE Racing chose to name their latest frame after the De Ville, a model of Cadillac:
Given the current economic situation, and the state of the American auto industry, which of the following would have been a better name?a) The Titanic
b) The Bear Sterns
c) The Bailout
d) The Subprime
e) The 401(k)
4. I'd never even heard of Integrity before I saw this:
Apparently they're a Utah-based company that sponsors Colton Satterfield, and as far as I can tell, their only product is this 10-ounce frontload stem. What much-needed part should they offer next?
a) a Velo-based pivotal seat.
b) a "stump" pivotal post
c) stickers
d) a hollow-pin, hollow-plate, half-link chain
e) grips that are almost Longnecks but not quite
5. If you do an image search on Google for "BMX", this is the first result:
This is:a) depressing
b) fucking awesome! Where do I line up!
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