
a) Manute Bol
b) Clyde
c) a Hell's Angel wannabe
d) Eddie Cleveland
2. Dyno released these vulcanized Vans Era copies back in the late '80s. What phrase best describes the re-return of vulcanized shoes to BMX?
a) Tidy Bowl, gung-ho pro, Starsky with the gumsole.
b) The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself.
c) Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
d) I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that I went... back in time. It was terrible.
3. These pedals:

a) make crankflips impossible
b) should have a goldfish in them
c) are Wonder Woman's signature, um, colorway
d) are available in various prescriptions from your local Pearle Vision
4. This seat is most offensive to:

b) fans of '50s horror comics
c) the religious right
d) people who can see
5. This massive seatpost clamp weighs:

a) 23 grams
b) o.6 ounces
c) 647 grains
d) Who gives a fuck?
"people who can see"
ReplyDeletehaha
Those Odyssey pedals are pretty rad though, I bought some for my wife's mountain bike.
Are those the new Loteks?
ReplyDeleteDamn hating on lotek... And eddie c. And odyssey. 3 of the better things in BMX in the last 10 years. Live "free"style of die.
ReplyDeleteSorry, i'm crying so bad right now because i'm laughing too hard
ReplyDelete"Eddie Cleveland" BEST SHIT i've heard all year
Odyssey and Lotek are some of the best things... Eddie Cleveland isn't anything special, just somebody for all the 13 year olds to copy, Garret Reynolds rides like Eddie Cleveland on steroids
You are completly right Garret does ride like him on steroids... Riding like a bodybuilder/jock is not a good thing imao.
ReplyDeletehaha Roid Rage... just what BMX could use.
ReplyDeleteI think he refers to the riding itself, garret reynolds is shaped like a twig
ReplyDelete*golf clap*
ReplyDeleteyour comments about tww are so shank they make me feel stupid
ReplyDeleteI used to write dyno on the sides of my keds when I was a kid...
ReplyDeletenow you write Lotek on Vans
ReplyDeleteI actually don't hate plastic pedals--or Eddie Cleveland or vulcanized shoes. Bike check soon, ha.
ReplyDeletelittle know fact. Russ rides an Eddie Clevland frame with plastic handlebars,stem,pedals,pegs,barends,seat,post and brakes.
ReplyDeleteI ride unicycle. LITEWAAIT!@
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